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eswing hammer 12:53 Thu Jul 21
Accidental things commentators could say,

During the woman’s Euros ,
“This girl could at least get you to a Semi “

scott_d 10:35 Fri Jul 22
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"And WestHam get the game underway with their new, multli million pount, world class striker...."

Alex G 10:19 Thu Jul 21
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"Seaman is coming out..."

Raised a laugh when a commentator said that during an England match at the 2002 World Cup.

GBHammer63 10:07 Thu Jul 21
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Was watching a live match this season which involved the red scouse, Robert Green was one of the commentary team and actually called TAA Trent Alexander Arsehole.

Great Freudian slip.

Iron Duke 10:02 Thu Jul 21
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The Bowler’s Holding the Batsman’s Penis.

Or something like that.

The Stoat 8:28 Thu Jul 21
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Ted Lowe classic snooker one back in the day


For those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green

Auntie Thermite 8:27 Thu Jul 21
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"Check out the cracking norks of their number 9"

Fifth Column 8:23 Thu Jul 21
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She found herself wide open down the middle

She went down too easily there

zico 8:17 Thu Jul 21
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Always thought it a shame we didn't sign a couple of Germans back in the day. Dicks, Fuchs, Kuntz would have been commentary gold.

147man 10:20 Thu Jul 21
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I remember a commentator saying that Asa Hartford was playing "Wholeheartedly" only to apologise 20 seconds later as Hartford had just been diagnosed with a hole in the heart

Sven Roeder 10:14 Thu Jul 21
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Not sure how accidental it was when Aggers told Brian Johnson that Botham couldnt quite get his leg over when he was describing his hit wicket dismissal.

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 9:55 Thu Jul 21
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Mace

Actually, through the miracle of ESPN CricInfo, I can say that the 'the other batsman's Knott' thing couldn't have happened, since they were never at the wicket together during that series. However, there were several times when it could have been, 'the next batsman's Knott'.

Oh well, sometimes the apocryphal story is far better than the truth, so let's not tell anyone...

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 9:36 Thu Jul 21
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Mace66 9:12 Thu Jul 21

I think that happened several times during the series. On one occasion Johnson surpassed himself with, 'the bowler's Holding, the batman's Willey...(long comedic pause) and the other batsman's Knott.

Kelly Smunt 9:30 Thu Jul 21
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Harry Carpenter after the boat race: "Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Mace66 9:12 Thu Jul 21
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Brian Johnston

The bowler’s Holding the batsman’s Willey

Not sure how ‘accidental’ it was though, the old rascal

legrandefromage 5:25 Thu Jul 21
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The Coleman commentary was in a men's race featuring Alberto Juantorena: "the big Cuban opens his legs and shows his class"

Jimmy Neighbour 4:50 Thu Jul 21
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The one I always remember is back when David Coleman was commentating on a women's track race and he said now she is opening her legs and really showing her class.

Mad Dog 1:27 Thu Jul 21
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One from tbe 90s that I wish happened

"And dicks has lobbed seaman"

The Stoat 1:21 Thu Jul 21
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During the recent Austria game one of the commentators said:

"Zinsberger is commanding her box"

Jaan Kenbrovin 1:17 Thu Jul 21
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Any spurs match

'He's done it again, that Harry Kane, that fucking dirty little fucker. He's done it again. You fucking little bastard. He does it everytime. He's done it again, you dirty bastard.'